Well, it's quite evident that I'm not a royal monarch, but I hold the title of queen in my own little realm. I'm Helen, a 49-year-old currently navigating another midlife crisis. The royalty in my life comprises my three youngish daughters, Pearl, Iris, and Coral Queenie (yes, that's her genuine middle name), along with two highly-strung designer cats and an absurdly fluffy dog. I'm a widowed single mum, a freelance Sales and Marketing Director for technology companies in the online education sector, a part-time hen wrangler, and a former beekeeper.